Romantic Adventurers Pillows

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

Don Quixote in the Hamptons

"Don't you think you'll be uncomfortable sleeping in all that underwear?"

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

A couple honeymooning in Venice fails to notice the gondolier has been left behind.

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

Boat wedding.

City travel agency: 'Send me somewhere with women who appriciate a real man!'

'Spring's early again this year dear.'

"We're in an open marriage."

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

'He's gone off me - he had a FULL tank!'

A Fakir's Honeymoon Bed

'I'm usually not very enthusiastic about blind dates, but I think that tonight went pretty smoothly!'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Sparks fly when foxy grandpa meets sexy gran'ma!

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'Today's calendar date is...'

Not the Love Boat.

Escort Agency: 2 for 1 special offer - pay for 1 girl and get a second to join you free!

'What I'm about to say, Miss Pomeroy, may shock and disgust you....'

'I was thinking dinner, drinks, an airport security 'pat down' and then call it a night.'

Baby Making on Board

"I tried to give my boyfriend a kiss while he was driving....we fell off the motorcycle."

Cupid with an arrow machine gun

"At our age we shouldn't ignore the 'speed' part of 'speed dating!'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"I'm alone, cowboy."

Sign on the car: "Just Worried"

"Don't go getting any ideas."

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

Tunnel of Love ride intersects with a Tunnel of Voyeurism ride.