Modern Romance Adventurer Pillows

'It's me. Just checking to see if the phone number you gave me was real.'

"It'll have to be your place. I Airbnb'd myself out of my apartment tonight."

'My life coach traded me.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Boat wedding.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

"This will be hilarious!"

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Barman In Love.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation