Modern Romance Adventurer Mugs

'It's me. Just checking to see if the phone number you gave me was real.'

"It'll have to be your place. I Airbnb'd myself out of my apartment tonight."

'My life coach traded me.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Boat wedding.

Asking out a palm reader.

"This will be hilarious!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Advanced footsie

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'