Modern Romance Explorers Pillows

'I hear he has no marriage precedent.'

'Wanna go to my place?'

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Online Dating

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Astronaut love

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'My life coach traded me.'

Tasty.

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

The Loving Couple

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Mate Mart

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

Happy Valentine's Day.

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

"Don't forget to come back."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Carbon Dating Agency

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

"We think it had something to do with love."