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"When you're only giving someone the hots, Cupid's Club O'Lust is all you need."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Who can we call?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Tasty.

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

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'Let's do lunch.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Don't forget to come back."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

"I'm so shallow."

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"I'll ALWAYS love you Roger, I'll just be having sex with someone else."

Camp Wilderness.

'Your credit card or mine?'

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'