Modern Dating Explorers Gifts

"When you're only giving someone the hots, Cupid's Club O'Lust is all you need."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Who can we call?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

Tasty.

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'Let's do lunch.'

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"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

"Don't forget to come back."

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

"I'll ALWAYS love you Roger, I'll just be having sex with someone else."

'Your credit card or mine?'

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"I'm so shallow."

"It's over between us Brian. . . as soon as I've announced it on twitter."

Camp Wilderness.

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'