Modern Relationship Explorers Gifts

"What's 'Mummies and Daddies'? We're playing Celebrity throuple."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Heart to heart talk.

His and Hers Wedding

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Arthur, I need my space."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Monogamy

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

Worm Bed

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Counseling $10. This end up. I think we're making progress. I want to kill you both.