Modern Relationships Explorer Gifts

Wedding Congratulations

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Heart to heart talk.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

His and Hers Wedding

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Waterfall of Disappointment

Counseling $10. This end up. I think we're making progress. I want to kill you both.

Worm Bed

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."