Modern Relationships Explorer Gifts

Wedding Congratulations

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

His and Hers Wedding

"Arthur, I need my space."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Heart to heart talk.

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Waterfall of Disappointment

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Worm Bed

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."