Modern Romance Explorer Gifts

'Brad and I met online, webcast our wedding, took a virtual honeymoon...and now we're divorcing through an online attorney.'

"I broke up with him because he wouldn't let me use 'Leonardswifi' only 'Leonardswifi-Guest'."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"Not tonight, dear. I'm sexting."

"No Justin. I'm saving myself for college."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

'Fish with benefits.'

Male Pattern Badness: 'You're telling me you've got a wife and kids?'

'No, but she said I could have all the virtual dates I want for $9.95 a month.'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"I'll ALWAYS love you Roger, I'll just be having sex with someone else."

"I'm afraid swiping left doesn't work in here."

'Hon, I'm home!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

Online Dating

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Astronaut love

'My life coach traded me.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"On your left."

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Tasty.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

The Loving Couple

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'