Modern Love Explorer Gifts

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"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

'Well, I heard he was a player.'

Tasty.

'I never sleep with someone on the first date, so oncve we've had mad passionate intercourse you'll have to leave'

"I must have gotten it from the internet."

No pressure

"WE hooked up on spacebook."

"Oh, I'm not going to marry him. He's just my beta version guy."

"Will you still love me when I outearn you?"

"Alexa, you're not quite what I was expecting!"

Tinder for Cats

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

First love.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Real Estate Personals

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

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'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"My aloofness is a mask."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"Don't forget to come back."

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

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