Modern Marriage Explorer Gifts

Coming home to her house-husband.

"No, thanks."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"Harlow and I have a no-sex marriage."

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"OK, now what?"

Tasty.

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Mrs. Almighty.

"Don't forget to come back."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

"I'll ALWAYS love you Roger, I'll just be having sex with someone else."