Modern Marriage Explorer Prints

Coming home to her house-husband.

"No, thanks."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"Harlow and I have a no-sex marriage."

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

Tasty.

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Mrs. Almighty.

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

"Don't forget to come back."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

'Your credit card or mine?'

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"I'll ALWAYS love you Roger, I'll just be having sex with someone else."

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