Marriage Journey Explorer Prints

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Mrs. Almighty.

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"There's no other woman! That's whale you smell!"

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

'The trial marriage was going okay, until a surprise witness showed up.'

"...There's not a thing we can do that even resembles, sexy."