Marriage Journey Explorer Prints

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Mrs. Almighty.

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"There's no other woman! That's whale you smell!"

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

'Let's put some magic into marriage. Let's get a divorce and marry someone else.'

"...There's not a thing we can do that even resembles, sexy."