Modern Dating Explorer Prints

'I'd be willing to settle for a 'Mr. Wrong' who's trainable.'

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

"Here's to loneliness and all the casual sex that comes with it."

'Your credit card or mine?'

"This one's different, mummy, he wants me for my brain."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"I just love a nice knight out."

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Tasty.

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Modern camping

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'Let's do lunch.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."