Modern Dating Explorer Pillows

'I'd be willing to settle for a 'Mr. Wrong' who's trainable.'

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

"Here's to loneliness and all the casual sex that comes with it."

Carol sensed some negative vibes from her date when he pulled out a laptop and began perusing other women's profiles.

'Your credit card or mine?'

"This one's different, mummy, he wants me for my brain."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Online Dating

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Public footpath on a desert island.

"I just love a nice knight out."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Tasty.

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Modern camping

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"