Marital Life Explorer Gifts

Ingratitude.

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Mrs. Almighty.

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Cyber Fight

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Love struck wife looks over the barbed wife set up by her husband who is determined to enjoy a good nights sleep.