Marital Journey Explorer Gifts

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Mrs. Almighty.

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"I was TOO listening. I just wasn't caring."

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

"...There's not a thing we can do that even resembles, sexy."

'You may have to go through the pain barrier today.'

'The trial marriage was going okay, until a surprise witness showed up.'

"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."