Marital Journey Explorer Pillows

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Mrs. Almighty.

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

'The trial marriage was going okay, until a surprise witness showed up.'

'Let's put some magic into marriage. Let's get a divorce and marry someone else.'

'You may have to go through the pain barrier today.'

"...There's not a thing we can do that even resembles, sexy."

"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."