Marital Journey Adventurer Pillows

'Wow! Your wife's lawyer was really good, wasn't he?'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"This will be hilarious!"

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

Mrs. Almighty.

'You don't like bananas? You don't like climbing trees? My dear, why have you hid this for all these years??'

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

'That's a cougar, come along, we're here to see the monkeys.'

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

"It's your mother!"

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Marriage Counseling.

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'That's a coincidence -- your wife was in yesterday, saying you're out to get HER.'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

"I'm updating my relationship status to, complicated."

Another new position?

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

"To the nearest barbershop, John."

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.