Wedding Adventurer Pillows

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'I always cry at weddings!'

Love linked

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"This will be hilarious!"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Wedding disaster #27.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."