Wedding Adventurer Pillows

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

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'I always cry at weddings!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"This will be hilarious!"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"