Marital Journey Adventurer Gifts

'Wow! Your wife's lawyer was really good, wasn't he?'

"This will be hilarious!"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Mrs. Almighty.

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

'You don't like bananas? You don't like climbing trees? My dear, why have you hid this for all these years??'

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

'That's a cougar, come along, we're here to see the monkeys.'

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

Marriage Counseling.

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"It's your mother!"

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

'That's a coincidence -- your wife was in yesterday, saying you're out to get HER.'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

Another new position?

"To the nearest barbershop, John."

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

"Darling, let's forget all those things we said about each other on Sally, Oprah and Joan Rivers."

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

"I'm updating my relationship status to, complicated."

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."