Marriage Journeyer Gifts

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Filling up.

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Mrs. Almighty.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Alf and Misery Guts

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

"He's the guy I'm interested in. He's just not the kind of guy I'm interested in."

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"There's no other woman! That's whale you smell!"