Love Journeyer Gifts

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of bit on the side.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

Beach flirting

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"Tunnel of love"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Recalculating

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Real Estate Personals

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Filling up.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

Roller Coaster of Love

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'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

Tunnel of Life and Love

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Alf and Misery Guts