Love Journey Gifts

Tom had considerable emotional baggage.

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Heading off with a packed bag

"Tunnel of love"

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Great, now we're lost."

Rainbow/Horizon

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

Ultimately love would find her...

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Filling up.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

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Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

Bypass the Falls

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Road signs of Aging

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

"We slipped in the tub."

'One of the things I want to do in life, is swim with humans!'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"There's no other woman! That's whale you smell!"

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

'Son, before you go, always remember the joy of life is in the journey, not the destination.'