Psychological Journey Lover Gifts

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Carefree luggage.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'You've changed.'

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Recalculating

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Filling up.

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

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"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Tom had considerable emotional baggage.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Bypass the Falls

When psychiatry works too well!

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

Letting Go

Toll House Cookies Ahead.

'Same old line - his smartphone doesn't understand him.'

'My mind keeps wandering into restricted areas.'

"Hang on, kid!"

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'