Spiritual Journey Lover Gifts

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"Well, I'm a Dervish, and I just like to sit."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

Steve found himself on his travels.

Chill Out Worshippers!

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Working from OM.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."