Spiritual Journey Lover T-Shirts

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"Well, I'm a Dervish, and I just like to sit."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

Steve found himself on his travels.

Chill Out Worshippers!

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Working from OM.

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Free why-fi.”

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."