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"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'I'm thinking about becoming a priest - tell me about your healthcare plan?'

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

"Burton, Fenton and Hacwood. Sorry, Mr. Hackwood is away, taking a 'gap' year on top of a mountain."

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"Try letting go."

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Good game."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Needs to get a life"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"All we have left is standing room only."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Zenemies.

Tiny Visions

My God, I need to fart.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"