'To make a long story short, we're going to be homeless for about forty years.'
Spiritual Journey Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone on a spiritual journey? Our selection of products for the spiritual journey enthusiast thoughtfully celebrates personal growth, mindfulness, and inner peace. Whether they’re exploring new meditation techniques or deepening their practice, find meaningful gifts that inspire reflection and serenity. Our collection includes art prints, cozy pillows, and fun mugs that serve as gentle reminders of their path. Give a gift that resonates with their quest for enlightenment and self-discovery—each piece beautifully crafted to uplift and inspire.
"Are we almost enlightened yet?"
"I'm not a guru. I'm a Ukrainian who came up here to escape Putin's bombs."
Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru
"No, this isn't Mt. Sinai..."
"How should I know? I've spent my life sitting on a bloody rock!"
Delivery man climbs to a mountain top
"Ow! - I've got something in my third eye!"
"Don't know. Have you tried asking Donald Trump?"
"Hey, you - stupid!"
The Penultimate Temptation of Christ
'Maybe if we put an ad on Craig's List....'
Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.
Lourdes Miracles.
"Don't forget to stop to take a selfie of smelling the roses and post it on social media."
Chill Out Worshippers!
"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"
"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"
"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."
'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'
After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.
The only way to see the world is to see the world
"I never dreamed we'd migrate."
"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'
'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'
Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.
'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'
"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."
"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"
"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"
'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'
"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"
'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'
Spiritual Journey Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Spiritual Journey Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the spiritual journey enthusiast and find the perfect way to start each day with inspiration.
Spiritual Journey Enthusiast Pillows
Find pillows that bring tranquility and inspiration to any space, ideal for relaxation and promoting mindfulness.
Spiritual Journey Enthusiast Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that celebrate the spiritual journey and add a peaceful, reflective element to any home or meditation space.
Spiritual Journey Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to the spiritual seeker in your life—comfortable, meaningful, and designed to inspire mindfulness every day.