Spiritual Journey Enthusiast Mugs

'To make a long story short, we're going to be homeless for about forty years.'

"Are we almost enlightened yet?"

"I'm not a guru. I'm a Ukrainian who came up here to escape Putin's bombs."

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"No, this isn't Mt. Sinai..."

"How should I know? I've spent my life sitting on a bloody rock!"

"Ow! - I've got something in my third eye!"

"Don't know. Have you tried asking Donald Trump?"

"Hey, you - stupid!"

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'Maybe if we put an ad on Craig's List....'

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

Lourdes Miracles.

Chill Out Worshippers!

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"