Spiritual Journeyer Gifts

"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

All we have in life is this moment...

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Late-Onset Epiphany

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

Fear and Uncertainty

'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'There must be more to life than this.'

'The truth is inside of you.'

Guru to man: 'You'd better have a seat - people tend to fall down the mountain when I tell them the meaning of life.'

Perfect end to a lousy day - man praying gets God's answer machine.

Inner Help Wanted - Apply Within

'Have you been working out?'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

"Dang Buddhists! Who do they think they aren't?"

Felix was finally relaxed. He was finally, really and truly in touch with himself. Then he suddenly remembered how his Catholic school nun said that was evil.

Guru reading 'Hedonism for Ascetics'

Forget it. It's too late!

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and getting a job as a cab driver in New York City...'

"I'm sorry, Lately I've been thoughtless."

'If you pay for two palm readings, you get the third one free.'

'I don't know the answer to everything but I can make change.'

Freedom in Jesus and Security in Legalism

"It's bring your spirit animal to work day."

The Answer to Life.

"Is nothing sacred?"

"I'd like to reach a higher state of consciousness, without losing, of course, my administrative and fiscal skills."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'