Spiritual Voyager Gifts

Buddhist - You were here.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Working from OM.

"Enlightenment is nice, but is it worth the commute?"

"He passed away last week. Can I give him a message?"

'Women? Don't ask me about women! -- Women are why I'm up here!'

'When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of manna again for as long as I live.'

'Well, so much for climbing all the way up here to ask him about the meaning of life.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'

'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Home depot."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Oh, crap.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,