Spiritual Traveller Gifts

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Home depot."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'You must heal yourself.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Do you have an appointment?"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'