Spiritual Traveller Gifts

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Home depot."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'You must heal yourself.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

FAQs.

"Do you have an appointment?"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"