Spiritual Journeyer Pillows

"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

All we have in life is this moment...

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Late-Onset Epiphany

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'

Fear and Uncertainty

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

Guru to man: 'You'd better have a seat - people tend to fall down the mountain when I tell them the meaning of life.'

'The truth is inside of you.'

'There must be more to life than this.'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

Perfect end to a lousy day - man praying gets God's answer machine.

Inner Help Wanted - Apply Within

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Have you been working out?'

"Dang Buddhists! Who do they think they aren't?"

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"I'm sorry, Lately I've been thoughtless."

"Is nothing sacred?"

"I'd like to reach a higher state of consciousness, without losing, of course, my administrative and fiscal skills."

Guru reading 'Hedonism for Ascetics'

The Answer to Life.

Forget it. It's too late!

'I don't know the answer to everything but I can make change.'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and getting a job as a cab driver in New York City...'

'If you pay for two palm readings, you get the third one free.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Felix was finally relaxed. He was finally, really and truly in touch with himself. Then he suddenly remembered how his Catholic school nun said that was evil.

"It's bring your spirit animal to work day."

Freedom in Jesus and Security in Legalism