Spiritual Wanderer Pillows

The tribe was soon decimated because their Shaman was a quack.

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

(Ohhm Shanti… Ohhm shanti…. Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti….) (Mantra Ray)

Gregorian Monks: Please turn off your cell phones.

'Sorry I'm late - there was a mixup, and I got reincarnated in Naples instead of Nepal.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

SCHOOL OF YOGA, YOU MUST LEVITATE THIS HIGH TO ENTER

'Sorry I'm late - there was a mixup, and I got reincarnated in Naples instead of Nepal.'

Heavenly Gates left unattended: 'Ring for Service.'

'I love the job, but it's a tough commute every morning.'

'I have to watch you every minute, don't I?'

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

'Two bowls of gruel? -- What is this, a feeding frenzy?'

'Never mind the meaning of life -- just tell me how the heck to get out of Tibet!'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

"Take a left at enlightenment, you should now be at your destination of nirvana."

May God (assuming He exists) bless us

"Love thy neighbor?! Where's the fire and brimstone? I'll tell you Saul, they just don't make religions like they used to."

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

'Well, I don't WANT to become one with any Universe that HE'S one with!'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'Then again, inner peace might not be everything it's cracked up to be either.'

The Guru is Working from his Cave

"My obit."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."