Spiritual Adventurer Pillows

"If I knew the meaning of life, would I be sitting in a cave in my underpants?"

"Are we there yet?"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

It was the answer to his prayers. Not the one he was hoping for, but an answer nonetheless.

"Hold down control and shift and press escape."

"I have a spiritual side, but mostly I'm an eating machine."

'The road to Nirvana: 'Am I there yet? Huh? Am I? Huh? Am I there yet? Huh?'

Guru's Universal Answer

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

THE FIRST CHURCH OF HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'It's not all bad. Having a little downtime allows you to do some soul-searching.'

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"

"Resisting temptation here at the monastery is too easy - let's go to Las Vegas for a real challenge!"

A priest with inboxes marked 'Temporal' and 'Eternal'

"Here at Pharmacorp we are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'Money isn't everything... That'll be five pounds please.'

'Yes, I know the Meaning of Life, but I've decided to franchise it!'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"If you're so enlightened, how come you can't lick that slice?"

Mass Confucian

'Can you take away my worms?'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'Your best bet is reincarnation.'

Truth seeker sees Guru's sign: 'Out of Body, Back at ...'

'No, I don't know the meaning of life, but if you'll hum a few bars, I'll try to find it on my iPhone.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Astral Projection: 'Just give it a rest until you know what you're doing!'

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

It was the day Malcolm found God.

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