Spirited Adventurer Pillows

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'

Alcoholidays.

'I told you to sip it!'

Sticking out tongue

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Man propelled by love

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Now you can send it."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Shoot For The Moon

"Do you have an appointment?"

Creative Baby.

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Show off."

"...it's another metal detector."

Welcome Ghost.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

Mad For It

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."