Heartfelt Adventurer Pillows

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Do it!

Man propelled by love

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"This will be hilarious!"

Love linked

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

Bird sitting on a wing.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Lovers swimming underwater

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Roller Coaster of Love

Sticking out tongue

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

Tough Love 2000

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

People of Courage

'I told you to sip it!'