Faithful Adventurer Pillows

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

It Works!

Church Steeple Rocket

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Love linked

Man propelled by love

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Bird sitting on a wing.

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Do it!

Sticking out tongue

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Arrow Church

'I told you to sip it!'

People of Courage

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

Alcoholidays.

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

Marooned Painter

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'I hope you have come here to give us a taste of religion.'

Jesus Fish

"OK...I've worked all week on my self-confidence. So asking Smiley to the movies should be easy! C'mon Baldo, you can do it! Just concentrate...and it'll happen!"

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

A woman taking her heart for a walk.