Faithful Adventurer Gifts

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit...Amen.'

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

The Smiths were members of the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

It Works!

Church Steeple Rocket

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Love linked

Man propelled by love

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Bird sitting on a wing.

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Do it!

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Sticking out tongue

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

People of Courage

'I told you to sip it!'

Arrow Church

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

Alcoholidays.

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'