Faithful Adventurers Gifts

A blessing in disguise.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Man propelled by love

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Do it!

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Sticking out tongue

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'I told you to sip it!'

Arrow Church

People of Courage

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

Alcoholidays.

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

'Moses! We've been out here 39 years. Would you PLEASE stop and ask for directions??!!'

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

"They're much better company than dogs."

Jesus Fish

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"For this I went to seminary."

'I hope you have come here to give us a taste of religion.'