Faithful Adventurers Gifts

A blessing in disguise.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Man propelled by love

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Do it!

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

Sticking out tongue

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

People of Courage

Arrow Church

'I told you to sip it!'

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

Alcoholidays.

'Moses! We've been out here 39 years. Would you PLEASE stop and ask for directions??!!'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Church Steeple Rocket

'I hope you have come here to give us a taste of religion.'

"For this I went to seminary."

Jesus Fish