Faithful Wanderers Gifts

Oh ye of little faith

'Not that net!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

Rustic Campgrounds.

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"And a source said let there be light."

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

Jesus Fish

A blessing in disguise.

Church Steeple Rocket

"For this I went to seminary."

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

The Vicar in Customs

Answer to Prayers - NO

"I just had the weirdest dream."