Faithful Wanderers Gifts

Oh ye of little faith

'Not that net!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

Rustic Campgrounds.

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

"And a source said let there be light."

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

"For this I went to seminary."

A blessing in disguise.

Church Steeple Rocket

Jesus Fish

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"J is the reason for the season."

The Vicar in Customs

Answer to Prayers - NO