Spiritual Wanderers Gifts

'I died on the first day of the rest of my life.'

"I just had the weirdest dream."

'What really worries me is that I was never baptized.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Oh, crap.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'You must heal yourself.'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

FAQs.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'