Faithful Explorers Pillows

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'I'm an atheist!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

The Desert Island Package

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Fossil hunting

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"This is it? No video?"

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Arrow Church

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman....

"For this I went to seminary."

It's more about the journey for me!