Faithful Explorers Pillows

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'I'm an atheist!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

The Desert Island Package

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Fossil hunting

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"This is it? No video?"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Arrow Church

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

Jesus Fish