Faithful Travelers Pillows

'Hello? Al's Round the World Tours?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Parachuting bishop.

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Yipeee!"

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Jesus Christ

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Airports.

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

God and His Copilot.

Arrow Church

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

'Good Book?'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"Smile!"

A blessing in disguise.

Jesus Fish

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Church Steeple Rocket

"For this I went to seminary."

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

Last day of school.

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'