Affectionate Adventurer Pillows

Love linked

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

How to approach someone to hug for the first time...

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Relationship Warning Lights

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"This will be hilarious!"

"Where the wild things were."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

Man propelled by love

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Advanced footsie

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Beach flirting

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'