Playful Adventurer Pillows

"Rachel! If you can't even stay focused on spreading peat moss, how do you expect to get into law school?"

Hill walker

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Cordless jump rope

"Of course, I'm pansexual."

Best Pals

"Aunt Ruby! Can we go home now?!"

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Tia Carmen, can I borrow your scooter for a quick trip to the store?"

Boy and his turtle on skateboard.

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

A football, tennis racket, and a bowling pin are running across road. . . A nearby road sign reads: 'GAME CROSSING.'

'This is nothing like the wall my mother climbs when I'm late getting home!'

Children and cat crashing on cart

Wordplay: Trampoline.

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

"Where the wild things were."

Father and Son quality time

Easter Island legs

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Man fishing with large bait

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Swing dancers.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Don Quixote