Affectionate Adventurer Gifts

Love linked

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

How to approach someone to hug for the first time...

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Relationship Warning Lights

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Asking out a palm reader.

"This will be hilarious!"

"Where the wild things were."

Man propelled by love

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Beach flirting

Barman In Love.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'