Adventurous Lover Gifts

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

There Will Always Be Someone Kinkier Than Your Vanilla Ass

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

Bob got off with a simple slap on the wrist.

Romance

The Runaway Horse

A boy acting suspiciously

Fight or Flight

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Kardiff.

Love linked

"This will be hilarious!"

"Trail mix?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

A private jet takes off

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Zoo animals.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Thug life on safari.

Fearless Frog Part 12

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Safari.

The circus diver.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!