Adventurous Spouse Gifts

"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time."

Romance

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Desert Mirage

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

First Date

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"It's your mother!"

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

"To the nearest barbershop, John."

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

Balloon Flight

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

"I thought I told you two never to leave the house without your helmet cams."

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."

"What - you can't fly and you can't lay eggs??! And you say that now?!"

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"Never ask a retired archaeologist to go find something in the basement."